I'm out numbered by the Army at work. Below was my response after being ribbed by one of the Army doggies.

ONE MARINE

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One U.S. Marine is better than ten Taliban".The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.The voice then calls out "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Sir, don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's really two of them."